What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:36

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do you think cheating is that bad?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
The #1 Spice to Help You Poop, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is BPD real or just an excuse?
share office space ...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is an easy way to get your driver's license?
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
No go.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
No way