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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do you think cheating is that bad?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

The #1 Spice to Help You Poop, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How can I move on from my ex?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

share office space ...

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

No go.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

No way